MOST EXPENSIVE WEDDING IN THE WORLD (HARUSI GHALI ZAIDI)

Harusi zetu za Bongo zilikuwa cheap sana lakini siku hizi zimekuwa na gharama. Kuna za milion 1, 10, 15, 20, 30......Huko nyuma tuliwahi kusikia harusi ya watoto wa vigogo ilikuwa ya milion 60 (kwa sasa ingekuwa 100).

Lakini wenzetu huko majuu harusi ghari zaidi zinahesabiwa kwa kiwango cha bilioni! Jamani si mlete huku Bongo tujenge hospitali ya watoto? au wakina mama? au walemavu?

soma zaidi hapa chini uone mbwembwe za watu wa majuu. Inatisha......................................................

 

#12 Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas

The bill was $1.5 million in 2005, or $1.6 million when adjusted for inflation.

The bride was a movie star known for Zorro, America Sweethearts and Entrapment

The groom was a mvie star known for Wall Street (pictured) and producer known for One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

#11 Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

The bill was $2 million in 2006, or $2.2 million when adjusted for inflation.

The bride was an actress known for Dawson's Creek and Batman Begins

The groom was a movie star known for Top Gun, Jerry Maguire and Mission Impossible

#10 Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman

The bill was $2 million in 2005, or $2.2 million when adjusted for inflation.

The bride was a pop star

The groom was a music producer

#9 Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar

The bill was $2.5 million in 2007, or $2.6 million when adjusted for inflation.

The Bride: Supermodel and movie star

The Groom: Senior VP of Tyco

#8 Paul McCartney and Heather Mills

The bill was $3 million in 2002, or $3.6 million when adjusted for inflation.

The bride was a PETA activist and former model

The groom was the most successful songwriter in history

#7 Elizabeth Taylor and Larry Fortensky

The bill was $2.5 million in 1991, or $4 million when adjusted for inflation.

The bride was an iconic movie star

The groom was a construction worker

#6 Liza Minnelli and David Gest

The bill was $3.5 million in 2002, or $4.2 million when adjusted for inflation.
The bride was a Broadway star and the daughter of Judy Garland
The groom was a music producer

 

#5 Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky

The bill was around $5 million in 2010.

The bride was the daughter of President Bill Clinton

The groom was an investment banker (Goldman Sachs and then G3) and childhood friend

The wedding costs included $600,000 air-conditioned tents, a $11,000 cake, Vera Wang wedding gown, and the attendance of Oprah. The rest went to delux pamper and security costs for 500 guests.

 

#4 Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin

The bill was $8 million in 2008.

The bride was a working-class British girl who started dating Rooney at age 16, reportedly going to see Austin Powers 2 on their first date.

The groom was perhaps the highest paid footballer ever.

The wedding featured a chartered flight for 65 Brits to fly to Genoa for a masked ball on a $120-million yacht. Guests divided several days between the expensive yacht and a five-star hotel. The wedding took place at a 17th century villa and reception at a medieval abbey high above Portofino.

 

#3 Prince William and Kate Middleton

The bill will be an estimated $34 million, most of it going to security.

The bride is a 29-year-old commoner who has become a worldwide celebrity.

The groom is the oldest son of Prince Charles and the second in line to the throne of England.

The wedding will feature $800,000 in flowers, a $80,000 wedding cake, countless royals and nobles and a global TV audience in the hundreds of millions.

 

#2 Vanisha Mittal and Amit Bhatia

The bill was $60 million in 2005, or $66 million when adjusted for inflation.
The bride was the beautiful daughter of billionaire steel-magnate Lakshmi Mittal.
The groom was a London-born i-banker, owner of Swordfish Investments.
The wedding featured invitations mailed in silver boxes, including plane tickets and rooms at a five-star Paris hotel. Five-day festivities at a 16th-century chateau and Versailles and a temporary wooden castle. Performances by Kylie Minogue, complementary Mouton Rothschild, and designer gift bags filled with jewels.

 

#1 Prince Charles and Lady Diana

The bill was $48 million in 1981, or $110 million when adjusted for inflation.
The bride was a stunning blonde pre-school teacher, who immediately became a global icon.
The groom was the oldest son of Queen Elizabeth II.
The wedding at St Paul's Cathedral was attended by dozens of royals; two million spectators; and a global TV audience of 750 million. Diana wore a puff ball meringue wedding dress with a 25-foot train of ivory taffeta and antique lace. The 27 wedding cakes and five-foot-tall main cake supposedly took 14 weeks to prepare, with a duplicate cake made in case of accidents.

 

Funny marriage gowns vs realy attractive gown

Harusi ni za furaha. Chunga sana furaha isipitilize maana unajikuta umevaa kama mwanga (gagula)

Hebu linganisha na hayaa:

 Haya ndiyo mambo ya magauni ya ndoa. Mambo ni mengi na matamu sana. Chaguo ni lako tu.

Funny marriage quotes (Jokes)

"I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry." - Brendan Behan (1923-64) Irish playwright.

"Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters are written in prose." - Beverley Nichols.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Irish dramatist and critic.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married ?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying".

"Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't ?
Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed.
Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator."

SPORTS AND GAME, GOSSIPS AND TRANSFERS

SPAIN WATWAA KOMBE LA ULAYA

Spain won the European Under-21 Championship courtesy of a 2-0 victory over Switzerland in Denmark.

The Swiss went close when Xherdan Shaqiri's volley stung the palms of David de Gea, but Ander Herrera headed in Didac Vila's cross to make it 1-0.

Pajtim Kasami and Timm Klose both glanced headers narrowly wide as Spain clung on to their lead after the break.

But a sensational 40-yard free-kick from Thiago Alcantara nine minutes from time sealed it for the Spanish.

It was exactly what Luis Milla's team deserved - they were easily the tournament's outstanding side and they outplayed Switzerland for long spells in Aarhus on Saturday.

In Javi Martinez they had the game's most impressive player, and with Thiago and World Cup winner Juan Mata joining him in midfield it was at times like watching the Spanish senior side, such was their

Spain U21: De Gea, Montoya, Botia, Dominguez, Didac, Javi Martinez, Mata, Thiago, Ander (Diego Capel 90), Muniain (Parejo 85), Adrian (Jeffren 80).

Subs Not Used: Mino, Marino, Azpilicueta, San Jose, Bojan, Nsue, Jose Angel, Victor Ruiz, Ruben Perez.

Booked: Javi Martinez, De Gea.

Goals: Ander 41,Thiago 81.

Switzerland U21: Sommer, Koch, Klose, Rossini, Berardi, Shaqiri, Xhaka (Kasami 67), Lustenberger, Frei (Abrashi 53), Emeghara (Gavranovic 53), Mehmedi.

Subs Not Used: Fickentscher, Siegrist, Daprela, Costanzo, Ben Khalifa, Feltscher, Pavlovic, Hochstrasser.

Booked: Lustenberger, Berardi.

Att: 19,444.

Ref: Paolo Tagliavento (Italy).

TRANSFER GOSSIP

Gareth Bale will demand to leave Tottenham if the club sells Croatian midfielder Luka Modric, who is wanted by Chelsea.
Full story: Sunday Mirror

But Spurs are prepared to make Modric the highest-paid player in their history if he agrees to stay at White Hart Lane - the 25-year-old could earn as much as £90,000 a week.
Full story: Mail on Sunday

Manchester City are set to bid £38m for Udinese's Chilean winger Alexis Sanchez in the hope that it will persuade him to sign for them instead of Barcelona.
Full story: Mail on Sunday

But Chelsea are also interested in him, with sources in Italy claiming new boss Andre Villas-Boas has already spoken to the player. (Full story News of the World, subscription required).

Aston Villa are plotting a £14m raid on Manchester City for their former midfielder James Milner.
Full story: Sunday Mirror

Toulouse's Moussa Sissoko is in negotiations with Liverpool and Newcastle over a potential transfer, while Inter and Lyon are also interested.
Full story: Goal

Manchester United have joined Manchester City and Real Madrid in the £25m race for Napoli striker Edinson Cavani.
Full story: Caught Offside

Manchester United midfielder Park Ji-Sung is wanted by Italian giants Juventus.
Full story: Sunday Mirror

Aston Villa's Stewart Downing, 26, must hand in a transfer request in order to secure an £18m switch to Liverpool.
Full story: Mail on Sunday

Newcastle are attempting to hijack Darron Gibson's proposed £5m move from Manchester United to Sunderland.
Full story: Sunday Mirror

Nottingham Forest boss Steve McClaren is set to make £2m Blackburn midfielder and out-of-contract former Reds winger Andy Reid his first signings at the City Ground.
Full story: Mail on Sunday

Bayern Munich are lining up a bid for Manchester United winger Nani, following the arrival of Ashley Young at Old Trafford. Full story: Mail on Sunday

Tottenham have still not given up hope of signing David Beckham when his Los Angeles Galaxy contract expires in November (Full story News of the World, subscription required).

Italy's World Cup-winning captain Fabio Cannavaro, 37, could be on his way to newly promoted QPR after being released by Dubai club Al Ahli (Full story News of the World, subscription required).

Raul Meireles could be on his way out of Liverpool after just one season as he has not been offered the improved contract which he says he was told would be his in return for joining the club on reduced terms. (Full story Sunday Times, subscription required).

Scott Parker looks destined to leave West Ham because they cannot afford his wages. Full story: Mail on Sunday

OTHER GOSSIP

Arsenal are set to hand 19-year-old midfielder Jack Wilshere a new long-term contract.
Full story: Sunday Mirror

Manchester City face the prospect of a £30m wage bill next season for the likes of Emmanuel Adebayor, Craig Bellamy, Roque Santa Cruz, Wayne Bridge, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Jo and Nedum Onuoha - who they do not want but cannot get rid of.
Full story: Sunday Mirror

Belarus have secured the fourth and final European spot in the 2012 Olympic football tournament, joining hosts Great Britain, Spain and Switzerland. (Sunday Telegraph)

 

AND FINALLY

Barcelona president Sandro Rosell has cut back on catering and security guards and even told people to use black and white photocopiers rather than colour ones in a bid to reduce the club's expenditure. Full story: Observer

SPORTS AND GAME, GOSSIPS AND TRANSFERS (Saturday)

TRANSFER GOSSIP

Arsenal are close to agreeing a deal to sign Velez Sarfield midfielder Ricardo Alvarez, according to the president of Italian side Palermo. Maurizio Zamparini said: "At this moment he has already signed for the Gunners."
Full story: Metro

AC Milan want to sign five Chelsea players this summer, with Nicolas Anelka, Alex, Salomon Kalou, Didier Drogba and Michael Essien all wanted by Milan vice president Adriano Galliani.
Full story: talkSPORT

Liverpool are ready to offer Brazilian midfielder Diego an escape route out of Werder Bremen. Diego was handed a huge fine this week for storming out of the team hotel before the last game of the season.
Full story: Caught Offside

Newcastle boss Alan Pardew is keen to lure Paris St-Germain's Turkish international Mevlut Erdinc and AIK Stockholm's striker Teteh Bangura to St James' Park.
Full story: the Mirror

But PSG - who are now bankrolled by Qatar Sports Investments (QSI) - are keen on strengthening their squad and have started the bidding for QPR playmaker Adel Taarabt at £10m.
Full story: talkSPORT

New Aston Villa boss Alex McLeish has set his sights on ADO Den Haag's Wesley Verhoek as he searches for a replacement for Ashley Young.
Full story: talkSPORT

OTHER GOSSIP

Former Aston Villa striker Tony Morley believes the club were right to sell Young as they have a ready-made replacement for him in Marc Albrighton.
Full story: talkSPORT

AND FINALLY

League One side Leyton Orient are enjoying a holiday of a lifetime on chairman Barry Hearn in Las Vegas as a reward for their FA Cup draw with Arsenal back in February.
Full story: Daily Mail

AMAZING QUOTES

"It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office." - Shirley MacLaine

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - Author Unknown

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem." - Harold Stephens

"Discipline is just choosing between what you want now and what you want most." - Author Unknown

"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." - Barry LePatner

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Noel Coward

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have." - Don Herold

"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer

KEKI ZA HARUSI

Hizi ndiyo keki za harusi, yako ilikuwaje? je kwa wewe ambaye mambo bado hayajaiva, ungependa kuwa na ipi? Just have funny and the taste too.