SPORTS AND GAME, GOSSIPS AND TRANSFERS (Monday)

Quote: Kumbe pesa haiwezi kununua matokea ya mpira wa miguu!

 

TRANSFER GOSSIP

Bolton boss Owen Coyle is in talks with Chelsea about keeping striker Daniel Sturridge on loan next season after the 21-year-old scored in each of his first two games for his new club.
Full story: Daily Mirror

Manchester United are planning a summer move for Newcastle's Ivory Coast midfielder Cheik Tiote.
Full story: Caughtoffside

Old Trafford boss Sir Alex Ferguson has also put Celtic's Honduras World Cup left-back Emilio Izaguirre on his wanted list.
Full story: Daily Mirror

OTHER GOSSIP

Former Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson will be offered a quick return to football by West Brom as they draw up a shortlist to replace Roberto Di Matteo, who was relieved of his duties on Sunday.
Full story: Daily Mail

On-loan Wolves midfielder Jamie O'Hara says his new side need to start beating the teams around them if they want to avoid relegation from the Premier League.
Full story: talkSPORT

Arsenal's Jack Wilshere is unlikely to be punished by the FA for venting his anger at referee Phil Dowd on Twitter after Saturday's 4-4 draw against Newcastle.
Full story: Daily Mail

AND FINALLY

Wigan manager Roberto Martinez will hold talks with owner Dave Whelan about the poor state of the pitch at the DW Stadium, with Whelan facing a £100,000 bill to replace the playing surface.
Full story: Daily Mail

No Torres, No Problem
Chelsea's new number 9 Fernando Torres made his debut for the Premier League champions against his old club Liverpool at Stamford Bridge, but it was Raul Meireles who turned out to be the hero of the evening as he scored the winner for the Reds on 69 minutes...

Inter Run Over Roma
In a goal fest of epic proportions, Inter defeated ten-man Roma 5-3 at the San Siro and are now now within five points of league leaders Milan. Sneijder, Simplicio, Eto'o (twice), Thiago Motta, Vucinic, Loria, and finally Cambiasso all scored in the exciting Serie A posticipo...

Starting To Stutter
Milan dropped points once again in Serie A as they were held to a 1-1 draw by Genoa at the Luigi Ferraris on Sunday afternoon. Alexandre Pato scored for the Rossoneri a minute before the half-hour mark but on the stroke of half-time Antonio Floro Flores restored parity.

4-Star Madrid Sink Sociedad
Real Madrid have continued their chase of Barcelona at the top of the table with a 4-1 win over Real Sociedad. Kaka started the rout while Cristiano Ranlado bagged two before Emmanuel Adebayor rounded off the convincing victory. They are now seven points behind the Blaugrana...

Back To Italy
Former Inter coach Rafael Benitez is reportedly lined up to replace under-fire tactician Luigi Del Neri should Juventus relieve him of his duties. Benitez is searching for a new club to manage and could join the Turin giants as he was linked with a move to Juventus last May.

MABADIRIKO YA SHERIA (2)

1.      Kuuzuia mpira usitoke

Mpira ukitolewa kwa makusudi au kwa bahati mbaya na mchezaji wa timu A, hurushwa au hupigwa goal kick na upande wa timu B. Tatizo ni kuwa mara nyingi mchezaji wa timu A anapoutoa mpira kwa bahati mbaya, mchezaji wa timu B anauzinga (shielding) mpira huo ili utoke ili yeye mchezaji wa timu B, apate faida (advantage) ya kurusha. Hii imekuwa ikichelewesha mpira, ikipoteza muda na kuleta usubufu sana. Katika baadhi ya mechi imekuwa ni chanzo cha fujo kati ya aliyeutoa na anayeuzinga. Mara nyingi imepoteza radha ya mpira.

Mapendekezo:

Iwapo mchezaji wa A ameupiga mpira kwa bahati mbaya na unaelekea kutoka, mchezaji wa karibu wa B anawajibu wa kuulinda mpira huo usitoke nje. Iwapo mpira huo utatoka nje naye mchezaji wa B atathibitika kuwa alikuwa na uweza wa kuuzuia mpira huo usitoke nje ya uwanja, basi mpira huo utakuwa ni faida kwa timu ya A. Kama mpira utatokea pembeni wa uwanja, basi A watatakiwa kuurusha mpira huo. Iwapo mpira utatokea pande za gori, basi A watatakiwa kupiga kona.

Nguvu ya uma huko Misri leo mchana

Wananchi wa Misri wa mjini Cairo wakiwa wamejaa kwanye uwanja wao wa mapinduzi unaojulikna kama Tahrir Square

Huu ni umati wa watu walioamua. Inatisha sana.

Wananchi wamechachamaa kiukweli

Ni mapambano?

Mshike mshike mtie nanga

Kumekucha

Effects of petting to men part V

Effects of petting to men Part V

This is part V of a new series titled effects of petting to men. In our previous articles we defined petting generally as the activity of kissing and touching somebody, especially in a sexual way. Soma zaidi.

We also said Petting affects guys differently from the way it does to girls. Today we are going to learn on one of the effects known as: Males have strong desire to prove their manhood. Soma zaidi.

Most men especially the youth feel the need to prove their masculinity (manhood) in front of women or even the whole society. (Mtamjuaje kama anaweza?) Most of them think that the proof lies in having sexual relations and lots of them. These aggressive guys enjoy driving to the other side of the town, where they are not known thus picking up a couple of girls. In their cars there is a lot of laughing, joking and crude or suggestive talk about sex and sexual relationships among such men. Their main objective is self fulfilment and enjoyment.

In these cases their primary concern is to enhance their own immature and shaky egos. They show hardly any concern about what happens to the female involved or any consequences following their activity. Even the physical satisfaction is less important to this kind of a person that the fact that they succeeded in exerting their masculine charm.

Important note:

This is common practice in Africa and other parts of the world. In African traditions a boy is urged to show his manhood. In the above cases individuals do show their manhood but in African societies parents and especially fathers argue their boys to prove that their real men.

In some cases a boy may even be check to see whether he is capable of practicing sex with girls. This is so because parents fear that their boys might suffer impotence thus the only way to measure their manhood is to tell them “nenda katafute wasichana”. Sometimes a father is furious “wewe mbona unapenda sana kukaa na dada zako? Mwisho watakupa mwiko upike. Nenda kacheze kwa wenzako huko.” All these are aiming to push you to the love and relationship channels. They want to prove whether you are a REAL MAN!

Take care and see you next time. (Itaendelea)

AIDS KILLS/ UKIMWI UNAUA

Lovely Quotes (various)

Real love is feeling like being a part of that person's
life almost isn't enough. It's more like a feeling that
you would live in the same skin with them if you could
and share every thought, heart beat, and emotion as one.

- Rod Cannon -

Lovely poem:Pledge of Love

I've made a vow, to no one but you
I pledge my love to forever be true
I'll take care of you and treat you right
I'll lay beside you all through the night
I'll feed you and clothe you and keep you warm
I'll hug you and kiss you and give shelter in the storm
I'll help you and guide you and clear a path
I'll protect you and shield you from an angry man's wrath
I'll listen to your problems help you solve them too
I'll make you a rainbow and let the sun shine through
I'll take your side even if you're wrong
Just to prove our love is strong
I'll plant you flowers and make them grow
They'll be a symbol of love that only we'll know
I'll whisper your name when no one is near
So low that only you can hear
You'll feel my love even if we're apart
You'll know that we are one in heart

- Vesta Sikora -

TRANSFER GOSSIP

Inter Milan goalkeeper Julio Cesar has ruled himself out of the running to become Edwin van der Sar's long-term replacement at Manchester United.

Full story: talkSPORT
 
Reports in France claim Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is determined to come to an early arrangement to bring Lille midfielder Eden Hazard to the Emirates Stadium next summer and avoid a bidding war in the summer with the likes of Real Madrid, Inter and Manchester United.
Full story: footylatest.com


Liverpool are hoping to beat off the challenge of Tottenham, Arsenal and Manchester United to sign Werder Bremen winger Marko Marin.
 Full story: footylatest.com


Former England striker Francis Jeffers is being offered a surprise return to British football with Stuart McCall's Scottish Premier League side ­Motherwell after a spell with Australian side Newcastle Jets.
Full story: Daily Mirror


Manchester City failed with a £4m deadline-day bid for Belgium international winger Yassine El Ghanassy.
Full story: Daily Mail

OTHER GOSSIP

Arsenal defender Laurent Koscielny claims his team are the only genuine title challengers to Manchester United.
Full story: Daily Mirror


Aston Villa winger Stewart Downing has urged the club to offer veteran goalkeeper Brad Friedel a new deal.
Full story: Daily Mirror


QPR manager Neil Warnock has claimed Adel Taarabt blew his chance of a potential big-money move to Manchester United after showing his petulant side during a recent match against Hull City.
 Full story: Metro

AND FINALLY

Manchester United's Gary Neville, who announced his retirement on Wednesday, will be offered a coaching role at the club but he is also rumoured to be wanted by Sky as one of their pundits.
Full story: Daily Mirror


Madrid - Barca Final
Real Madrid secured their path to the Copa del Rey final with a 2-0 victory over Sevilla at the Santiago Bernabeu, courtesy of a late strike from Oezil and Adebayor's first goal for his new club. After winning 3-0 on aggregate, the Merengues will meet rivals Barcelona in the cup final...


Miccoli Misery For Juve
Juventus have experienced a massive slump in form since the start of 2011 and that trend continued as they were defeated 2-1 in an exciting contest at Palermo. Miccoli and Migliaccio scored for the Rosanero before Marchisio pulled one back in vain for the Turin giants...


Bright Start For Suarez
Liverpool may have lost Fernando Torres during the winter transfer window, but Luis Suarez was one of the replacements brought in and scored a goal on his debut, though deflected, after coming off the bench to secure three points for the Reds at Anfield in a 2-0 triumph over Stoke...
 


Neville Hangs Up His Boots
Manchester United defender Gary Neville has retired from football with immediate effect. The veteran has decided to hang up his boots after 20 years of professional football and over 600 appearances for the Red Devils. Sir Alex and Rio Ferdinand praised the club legend...

Citizens Drop Points
Manchester City were hoping to keep up the pace with league leaders Manchester United and second-place Arsenal, but dropped crucial points to Birmingham City at St. Andrew's. Tevez opened the scoring before Zigic and Kolarov traded goals. However, Gardner's penalty ensured a 2-2 draw...

New Deal Forthcoming
Arsenal midfielder Samir Nasri is set to sign a new contract tying him at the club for five more years, according to his agent. Jean-Pierre Barnes has indicated that the French star is close to signing a new contract at Arsenal, which is expected to keep him at the club until 2016.

Funny marriage quotes (Jokes)

It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night

SAKATA LA WATOTO 10 WA MWANANYAMALA

Kutoka vyombo mbalimbali (agathon Kipandula)

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Kutupwa watoto Mwananyamala

Tuesday, 02 February 2011

*Wamama 3 na baba watambuliwa *Tume yaundwa, kutoa tamko leo *************************************** MAITI za watoto 10 zimekutwa zikiwa zimefukiwa kwenye shimo moja huku zikiwa zimefunikwa kanga na mashuka ya Hospitali ya Mwananyamala ya jijini Dar es Salaam. Maiti hizo zimekutwa katika eneo la Mwananyamala Msisiri, jijini Dar es Salaam, pembezoni mwa makaburi ya kwa Kopa mita chache kutoka katika hospitali hiyo. Akizungumza na Mwananchi jana, Amour Mbaga, anayeishi kwenye eneo hilo, alisema alibaini hali isiyokuwa ya kawaida wakati akifanya usafi jana saa 3.00 asubuhi. “Wakati nafanya usafi niliona shimo la takataka likiwa limefukiwa mchanga, nikashangaa shimo halikuwa limejaa taka, lakini limefukiwa, nikajiuliza ni nani kafukia, wakati naangalia nikauona mkono wa mtoto,”alisema. Alisema aliwaita majirani na kuwajulisha polisi wa kituo kidogo Mwananyamala kwa Kopa na baadaye Kituo cha Polisi cha Oysterbay. ******************************************* MADAKTARI wamepatwa na wakati mgumu baada ya kubanwa walipokuwa wakijichanganya kutoa maelezo ya awali kuhusuwatoto 10 waliokutwa wamezikwa katika shimo moja Mwananyamala kwa Kopa Dar es Salaam. Tukio hilo lilitokea jana katika Ofisi ya Mkuu wa Wilaya ya Kinondoni, Bw. Jordan Rugimbana katika mkutano wa waandishi wa habari na madaktari, Mkurugenzi Mtendaji wa Manispaa, Kamanda wa Polisi Kinondoni na watendaji wengine wa wilaya hiyo. Taarifa iliyotolewa na Bw. Rugimbana ilikuwa ikieleza kuwa watoto watatu walizaliwa wakiwa wafu, watoto saba walizaliwa kabla ya wakati na wote walikabidhiwa kwa wazazi kwa ajili ya maziko. *******************************************   Viliviringishwa shuka ya Mwananyamala   Kina cha kaburi ni kifuti moja na nusu tu Tukio la kuogofya la kuzikwa katika kaburi la pamoja kwa vichanga 10 limetokea jijii Dar es Salaam, huku umma ukipigwa butwaa na hali hiyo. Hali hiyo iligundulika jana eneo la Mwananyamala Kwa Kopa, karibu na nyumba ya mkazi mmoja aliyetajwa kwa jina la Mariamu Harubu, jirani na makaburi ya Mwananyamala. Watoto wote walikutwa wamezikwa kwenye jalala la nyumba ya mkazi huyo, wakiwa wamefukiwa chini kina cha futi moja na nusu. Hali hiyo iliyozua taharuki katika eneo hilo kwa kuvuta kundi kubwa la watu, ilitokea jana mchana, wengi wakiwa hawaamini macho yao miili hiyo ilipochimbuliwa kwenye kaburi hilo. Mkazi wa jirani na nyumba hiyo ambaye hakutaka jina lake liandikwe gazetini, alisema watoto hao walikutwa wakiwa wamevingirishwa kila mmoja katika kanga yake na kufunikwa kwa shuka moja ************************************************

maiti za watoto waliofukiwa Mwananyamala (from

michuzijr.blogspot.com)

 

MAONI YETU (KWA UFUPI)

Tukio la kukutwa watoto 10 wakiwa wamefukiwa kwenye shimo huko Mwananyamala ni la kushangaza na kusikitisha sana. Inashangaza kwa sababu tukio hili limefanywa Tanzania nchi ambayo tunajulikana kuwa ni ya Amani na Utulivu. Inasikitisha kwa sababu kwa vyovyote vile umehusishwa watu wazima, wenye akili na WASOMI wa hospitali ya Mwananyamala.

 

Hili jambo linashanga kwa mambo mengi sana:

1. Watoto kumi wanakutwa shimo moja wakiwa wamefukiwa kwenye shimo la futi moja tu!
2. Watoto 10 wamepatikanaje mpaka wazikwe shimo moja? Maana siamini kama watoto kumi wanaweza kufa kwa siku moja. Kama hilo linawezekana basi Taifa linatakiwa lifanye uchunguzi upya wa idadi ya watoto wanao zaliwa na wanaokufa kwenye hospitali zetu. Panatakiwa kauli ya Waziri hapa.
3. Kwamba wazazi wanakabidhi maiti zao chumba cha maiti ili wao wazike ni jambo geni pia. Tumeona mara nyingi kwamba mkifiwa na mtoto kabla ya kutoka hospitali mnapewa wazazi na mnazika hapohapo kwenye makaburi ya karibu na huwa ni siku HIYOHIYO.
4. Kwamba hospitali ambayo wafanyakazi wake wote wamebadirishwa ndiyo wameshiriki jambo hili inatia shaka kwenye sekta yote ya afya. Inaonyesha kuwa mambo hayo yanafanyika pia sehemu nyingine nchini.
5. Kwamba kuna Mtanzania mwenye akili timamu anaweza kuzika watoto 10 kwenye shimo moja ni jambo la kushangaza sana. Hapa kwa kweli tunapaswa kupima utu wa watu wote hao ambao wametumika kuzika wato hao.
6. Tunaiomba serikali ichukue hatua stahili ili wahusika wote wakiwemo WAZAZI, WAUGUZI NA WALIOSHIRIKI KUZIKA MAITI HIZO.

Effects of petting to men part IV

Effects of petting to men Part IV

This is part IV of a new series titled effects of petting to men. In our previous articles we defined petting generally as the activity of kissing and touching somebody, especially in a sexual way. Soma zaidi.

 

We also said Petting affects guys differently from the way it does to girls. Today we are going to learn on one of the effects known as: Males are more affected with extended touching and kissing. Soma zaidi.

This part is basically the continuation of the previous part. Yesterday we said a man can force in intercourse. Scripture forbid intercourse before marriage. So unless he is married to her, the man is not liberty to have sex with her if he has religious principles.

 

If it so happened that couples engaged in extended period of petting, the man is very likely to experience an uncomfortable ache in his testes or testicles which hang inside the scrotum behind the penis. At this time a man may be hurting enough to use every mean at his disposal to accomplish his purpose. The position of the woman should be still in a NO side.

Any word spoken at his time any promises made, any vows taken, can be DISCOUNTED! The man is simply under too much pressure to think straight and will probably say anything to get what he wants.

 

Important note:

This pressure build up that he fells will not cause him any permanent damage or injure him in any way, despite his claims (various). He will not become sterile if he doesn’t get the relief he wants, or nor will he go bald nor will his teeth fall out. The ache will usually pass in half an hour or so and that will be over.

This is an important point in relationships especially for the youth. In most cases friends engage in intercourse due to pressure from the man. As explained above, the pressure from a man is one of the main courses for friends engaging into intercourse. So once again, girls BEWARE, pressure from your man should be contained until when time is ripe for EVERY THING, ANY TIME.

 

Take care and see you next time. (Itaendelea)

AIDS KILLS/ UKIMWI UNAUA

Lovely Quotes (various)

Love means the warmth of the sun,
the aroma of a rose,
the breeze of the sea,
but as you can see
it never means the same for anyone.
Love acquires its true meaning
by experiencing it for the first time
because only then can you define it.

- Nestor Gallardo -