"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you will be disconnected."
---James Harly
---James Harly
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
lovely poem
Words twist and tumble
Through my mind
But I can't grab the right word
Or the right line
So we sit
In silence
But it’s not uncomfortable
In fact I love it
You rest your head on my chest
As we lay here
Lovers entwined
Hearts tangled
You raise your head
And look into my eyes
And I see our love
Almost as if it’s a real force
I don’t ever want to lose this moment
You lay your head on my chest once again
And now I can feel your heartbeat
And my hearts skips
And I finally find the words I’m looking for
I love you
- Stephen Piekuta -
SPORTS AND GAME, GOSSIPS AND TRANSFERS (Tuesday)
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TRANSFER GOSSIP
Valencia midfielder Juan Mata could still make a summer move to Manchester with either United or City, despite the striker's agent previously denying any talks have taken place.
Full story: Metro
Full story: Metro
Arsenal are to offer full-back Gael Clichy to Everton in exchange for England star Leighton Baines.
Full story: Metro
Full story: Metro
Manchester United are monitoring the form of Juventus' 25-year-old midfielder Claudio Marchisio.
Full story: Talksport
Full story: Talksport
United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is set to invite 16-year-old Brazilian striker Adryan to Old Trafford for training. The Flamengo forward is also a target for Real Madrid.
Full story: Talksport
Full story: Talksport
Gunners utility player Emmanuel Eboue may follow William Gallas from Arsenal to arch-rivals Spurs.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Full story: Daily Mirror
Aston Villa are monitoring the progress of Legia Warsaw midfielder Maciej Rybus as winger Ashley Young moves closer to an exit.
Full story: Talksport
Full story: Talksport
Chelsea midfielder Florent Malouda could be about to leave the club in the summer, according to reports in France.
Full story: Talksport
Full story: Talksport
Bolton centre-back Gary Cahill is being targeted by AC Milan as a replacement for aging defender Alessandro Nesta.
Full story: Daily Mail
Full story: Daily Mail
Everton have started talks to try to secure midfielder Marouane Fellaini's long-term future at the club.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Full story: Daily Mirror
Sunderland manager Steve Bruce is tracking Valenciennes' Cameroon international left-back Gaetan Bong.
Full story: Daily Mail
Full story: Daily Mail
OTHER GOSSIP
Arsenal defender Johan Djourou is targeting a surprise return from injury in time for the crunch clash against Liverpool on 17 April.
Full story: Daily Mail
Full story: Daily Mail
Nine hundred Manchester City fans face missing the FA Cup semi-final against rivals United at Wembley a week on Saturday after match tickets were stolen from a Royal Mail delivery van on April Fools' Day.
Full story: Daily Mail
Full story: Daily Mail
Arsenal are reportedly eyeing up FC Porto manager Andre Villas Boas as a future replacement for Arsene Wenger.
Full story: caughtoffside
Full story: caughtoffside
AND FINALLY
Former Gunners striker Emmanuel Adebayor has vowed to do his old club a favour and score against arch rivals Tottenham when Real Madrid face the north-London club on Tuesday.
Full story: Metro
Full story: Metro
Ronaldo Makes The Cut
Crisitano Ronaldo has made a miraculous return from injury to be included amongst the 19 players names to face Tottenham in the Champions League quarter-final first leg. Also included in the squad are Angel di Maria, Marcelo and Kaka, who were additional doubts for the clash...
Inter Are Still On Course
Inter coach Leonardo has asserted that the Serie A side will bounce back from their 3-0 Milan derby defeat with an inspired performance against Schalke in the Champions League. The Brazilian boss was quick to remind everyone that the Nerazzuri can still win the treble this year...
Rooney Charged
Manchester United's Wayne Rooney has been charged by the FA after he shouted offensive language into a television camera upon completing his hattrick against West Ham. The striker has until 6pm UK on Tuesday to contest the charges or he will miss his next two domestic games...
Cesc In Minor Car Accident
Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas has emerged unhurt from a minor car accident while heading to training on Monday morning. A spokesman for the London Metropolitan Police stated that no treatment was required, and the Spanish World Cup winner went on to train with the Gunners...
Funny: How to sell everything!
One summer, on a Friday afternoon, a young man was being trained by his supervisor on his first day as a salesperson at a large department store. His supervisor was trying to show him the amount of things he could sell to customers by making them feel they needed the items. "Watch this," he said and approached a man who has just entered the store. "May I help you, sir?"
The man replied, "I just moved into my first house and I need some fertiliser for my lawn."
So the supervisor said, "Well, we have five- and ten-pound bags of fertiliser. I recommend you go with the ten pound bag."
"Why is that?"
"The ten-pound bag will get you through most of the summer, but the five-pound bag won't," the supervisor answered.
"Fine," the man agreed, "I'll take the ten-pounder." "Very good sir. And would you like the stiff rake or the spring-rake with that?"
"Rake? What do I need that for?"
"Well sir," said the supervisor authoritatively, "if you don't rake up the old dead grass before you spread the fertiliser, it won't all reach the soil."
"All right then. I'll get the stiff rake."
"Very good sir. And would you like the fixed sprinkler or the oscillating sprinkler with that?"
The man started to get a bit steamed and asked harshly, "Sprinkler? Look, I just came in here for some fertiliser. What do I need a sprinkler for?" Calmly, the supervisor responded, "Well sir, if you water your lawn immediately after fertilising, the fertiliser will sink into the soil more quickly and in no time at all, you'll have the greenest lawn in your neighbourhood."
This sounded pretty good to the man so he picked up the fixed sprinkler. "OK, then. I'll take all this."
"Very good sir. And would you like the electric or gas mower with that," asked the supervisor.
Now the customer had about had it and he all but blew up at the supervisor. "LAWNMOWER? Look, all I wanted when I came here was a bag of fertiliser. You've already managed to sell me a rake and a sprinkler besides. Give me one good reason why I should get a lawnmower, too!"
Calm as ever, the supervisor said, "Well sir, if you get a lawnmower now, then you'll be all ready to start trimming your beautiful green grass the minute it starts getting too long. Your lawn will look like a golf course and you'll be the envy of all your neighbours! Besides, they are on sale this week only, and you're going to need it either way."
Well, the man figured that sounded OK and he really wanted to get out of there before he bought anything else so at last he relented. "Fine. I'll get the electric mower, but that's it!"
"Very good sir. I'll ring that up for you."
After the man had left the store with all his new purchases, the supervisor turned to the trainee and said, "So, do you think you could do that?" The trainee said that he thought he could and the supervisor directed him towards another customer.
The trainee approached the puzzled-looking man and asked, "May I help you sir?"
The man replied, "Yes. I need some tampons for my wife." Well, the trainee is totally thrown off by this request. He can't imagine what he could offer the man to go along with that. However, he wanted to impress his boss so he thought hard. Suddenly, he had it! "Very good sir. And would you like the electric or gas mower with that?"
"Mower? What the hell is wrong with you? I came in here looking for tampons. Why the hell should I get a lawnmower, too?"
"Well sir," the trainee answered, "I figure your weekend is shot, so you might as well cut the grass."
The man replied, "I just moved into my first house and I need some fertiliser for my lawn."
So the supervisor said, "Well, we have five- and ten-pound bags of fertiliser. I recommend you go with the ten pound bag."
"Why is that?"
"The ten-pound bag will get you through most of the summer, but the five-pound bag won't," the supervisor answered.
"Fine," the man agreed, "I'll take the ten-pounder." "Very good sir. And would you like the stiff rake or the spring-rake with that?"
"Rake? What do I need that for?"
"Well sir," said the supervisor authoritatively, "if you don't rake up the old dead grass before you spread the fertiliser, it won't all reach the soil."
"All right then. I'll get the stiff rake."
"Very good sir. And would you like the fixed sprinkler or the oscillating sprinkler with that?"
The man started to get a bit steamed and asked harshly, "Sprinkler? Look, I just came in here for some fertiliser. What do I need a sprinkler for?" Calmly, the supervisor responded, "Well sir, if you water your lawn immediately after fertilising, the fertiliser will sink into the soil more quickly and in no time at all, you'll have the greenest lawn in your neighbourhood."
This sounded pretty good to the man so he picked up the fixed sprinkler. "OK, then. I'll take all this."
"Very good sir. And would you like the electric or gas mower with that," asked the supervisor.
Now the customer had about had it and he all but blew up at the supervisor. "LAWNMOWER? Look, all I wanted when I came here was a bag of fertiliser. You've already managed to sell me a rake and a sprinkler besides. Give me one good reason why I should get a lawnmower, too!"
Calm as ever, the supervisor said, "Well sir, if you get a lawnmower now, then you'll be all ready to start trimming your beautiful green grass the minute it starts getting too long. Your lawn will look like a golf course and you'll be the envy of all your neighbours! Besides, they are on sale this week only, and you're going to need it either way."
Well, the man figured that sounded OK and he really wanted to get out of there before he bought anything else so at last he relented. "Fine. I'll get the electric mower, but that's it!"
"Very good sir. I'll ring that up for you."
After the man had left the store with all his new purchases, the supervisor turned to the trainee and said, "So, do you think you could do that?" The trainee said that he thought he could and the supervisor directed him towards another customer.
The trainee approached the puzzled-looking man and asked, "May I help you sir?"
The man replied, "Yes. I need some tampons for my wife." Well, the trainee is totally thrown off by this request. He can't imagine what he could offer the man to go along with that. However, he wanted to impress his boss so he thought hard. Suddenly, he had it! "Very good sir. And would you like the electric or gas mower with that?"
"Mower? What the hell is wrong with you? I came in here looking for tampons. Why the hell should I get a lawnmower, too?"
"Well sir," the trainee answered, "I figure your weekend is shot, so you might as well cut the grass."
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
MEN'S WEDDING RINGS
Mara nyingi tumezoea pete zinazofanana kwa wanaume na wanawake. Lakini katika dunia ya wenzetu huko majuu pete ziko KIVINGINE!
Modern Wedding gowns
Ndugu, which one would you like to be your gown on your wedding day?
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SPORTS AND GAME, GOSSIPS AND TRANSFERS (Tuesday)
AFRICAN FOOTBALL
Group D | ||||||||
Team | MP | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts |
Central Africa | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
Morocco | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
Tanzania | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 4 |
Algeria | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 4 |
TRANSFER GOSSIP
Inter Milan midfielder Wesley Sneijder has hinted he is ready to listen to Manchester United's overtures, possibly paving the way for a record-breaking £30m-plus transfer.Full story: Daily Mirror
Manchester United are weighing up a move for Werder Bremen's vastly experienced centre-back Per Mertesacker this summer.
Full story: Caught Offside
Bayern Munich are the latest club to join the race for Arsenal defender Gael Clichy.
Full story: talkSPORT
Palermo have suggested they are expecting bids from a number of English clubs including Liverpool, Manchester United and Chelsea for midfielder Javier Pastore in the summer.
Full story: Metro
A host of Europe's top clubs are gearing up for a summer battle for Gareth Bale after Tottenham made an approach to sign Lyon's Michael Bastos as a replacement, according to reports in the Italian press.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Germany World Cup star Miroslav Klose set to seal free transfer to Tottenham this summer.
Full story: Daily Mail
Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp is preparing a big money offer for soon to be out of contract Hamburg striker Ruud van Nistelrooy.
Full story: Caught Offside
Chelsea want to reunite Fernando Torres with his former Atletico Madrid strike partner Sergio Aguero at Stamford Bridge.
Full story: talkSPORT
David Luiz has urged Brazil team-mate Neymar to join him at Chelsea after the striker admitted he wants to move to Europe.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Bosnia striker Vedad Ibisevic wanted by Midlands duo Aston Villa and West Brom.
Full story: Daily Mail
Manchester United have agreed a deal with Atletico Madrid to sign young keeper David de Gea this summer, according to reports in the Spanish press.
Full story: Caught Offside
Brazilian playmaker Ganso vows to honour his Santos contract and shun Chelsea, Spurs and Inter Milan.
Full story: talkSPORT
Liverpool's Lucas is being lined up for a £3m move to Napoli as the Reds continue to track Blackpool star Charlie Adam as a central midfield replacement.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Liverpool will reportedly attempt to land Inter Milan left-back Davide Santon by offering Alberto Aquilani in return for the talented young Italian international.
Full story: Caught Offside
Blackburn manager Steve Kean has confirmed Rovers want to take Hamburg's Ruud van Nistelrooy on a free transfer.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Tottenham are lining up a summer move for Sevilla striker Alvaro Negredo, according to reports in Spain.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Birmingham are tracking 15-goal Dundee United and Scotland striker David Goodwillie, who is also a target for Rangers.
Full story: Daily Mirror
OTHER GOSSIP
England boss Fabio Capello has claimed he only needs to know a maximum 100 words of English after being grilled over his grasp of the language three years into his reign.Full story: Daily Mirror
Liverpool captain Steve Gerrard admits the players let down Roy Hodgson during his failure-filled six months as manager earlier this season.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Fernando Torres has told Cesc Fabregas to prepare himself for a backlash if he quits Arsenal for Barcelona having seen himself go from hero to zero on Merseyside after quitting Liverpool for Chelsea in January.
Full story: Daily Mail
AND FINALLY
Andy Carroll will lead England's attack against Ghana at Wembley - after being ordered by boss Fabio Capello to drink less beer.Full story: Daily Mirror
Manchester United are the most hated company in the UK, more so than banks, utility companies or budget airlines, it is claimed.
Full story: Metro
Cesc Wants Barca Move Barcelona midfielder Xavi has revealed that Cesc Fabregas wants to leave Arsenal and come to the Camp Nou in the summer. Arsenal are ready to sell the player for a fee of €51.5 million, though at the moment the Spanish giants are unwilling to meet that figure...
I Almost Coached England
Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho has revealed that he almost took over as the England national team coach in 2007. Admitting that he was mere hours away from replacing Steve McClaren, the Portuguese gaffer claimed he changed his mind due to the lack of international playing time...
Beware Lithuania
Despite Spain being heavily favoured to beat minnows Lithuania in Euro 2012 qualifying on Tuesday evening, star striker David Villa has warned La Furia Roja not to underestimate their opponents. The record-setting goalscorer believes their hosts will be difficult to break down...
Gallas Extends With Spurs
Tottenham Hotspur have announced that defender William Gallas has signed a new deal at White Hart Lane that will keep the former Arsenal man at the Premier League club until June 2013. The 33-year-old has impressed in his first season with Spurs in both the EPL and Champions League...
Selecao's Shining Starlet
After a scintillating two-goal exhibition against Scotland on Sunday, it's not difficult to see why Santos star Neymar is one of the hottest prospects in football today. Looking at the youngster in detail, Daniel Edwards explains why Neymar is crucial to Brazil's Copa America hopes in 2011...
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