Marriage, Social and Sports
Friday, January 21, 2011
Funny marriage quotes (Jokes)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
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