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Friday, January 21, 2011

Funny marriage quotes (Jokes)

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
stock photo : Portrait of a young man with pierced ears and lips

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My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
stock vector : wedding couple on white horse
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.


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stock photo : Large business team isolated over a white background
 
 
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

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