Funny marriage quotes (Jokes)

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

***Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.

***Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is.