Funny marriage quotes (Jokes)

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
***If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

***Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.